sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

(via colinception)

barackfuckingobama:

dripdippydonald:

Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2 

 #coulson in the back trying to steal the captain america shield

COULSON BB PUT THAT DOWN

SON OF COUL, KINDLY CONTROL YOUR INNER FANGIRL

(via chivalrouspervert)

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

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AU → In which Wade Wilson is just a guy (with some serious skills, a can-do attitude and a screw (or two) loose) and Clint is the guy sent to recruit him. Hilarity ensues and Clint develops a thing for enchiladas.

(via redheadedgnomegirl)

spellbookofwitches:

Use this spell to boost your concentration and study skills. Needed:

• A candle (yellow is best, but white could also work)
• Something to carve symbols into the candle
• A small piece of paper and a pen
• A flame-proof dish

Gather all the materials you need to study, or perform this spell where…

(via lovelinguist)

(via creativityerror)

himeyuka:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

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ichioftherainbow:

theknightmurders:

skyscraperopera:

elysethekraken:

my-journey-my-thoughts:

rapcat:

yourunlikelyhero:

korrasexuality:

warpped:

delicioustrap:

maidoflight:

fairmaiden:

avatarkorra-ask:

zutarian-makorra:

makoseyebrows:

fangirlcrack:

darkdean:

hard-y-addicted:

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy???

Oh. My. GOD.

:O

how long do i have to keep “typing” though man

I just “wrote” an essay on Zuko.  No regrets.

This is the most AWESOME thing EVER!

I needed to share this with people cause this is so freaking cool! I think I just ‘wrote’ a ten page paper on Harry Potter.

MUST. RESIST. URGE TO TURN IN HAMLET ESSAY I ‘WROTE”.

YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.

THIS IS BULLSHIT HOW DOES THIS EXIST

THERE IS A GOD

LOL ITS JUST TAKES STRAIGHT FROM WIKIPEDIA. I “WROTE” AN ESSAY ABOUT MW3.

TYPE IN KATAANG OMFS

WITCHCRAFT

“The Fluidity of Tumblr.

Gender Norms & Racial Bias in the Study of the Modern “Tumblr”“

Type in Nine Inch Nails for funsies.

Get an actual paper out of it.

Save to computer for later reading cause HOLY SHIT IT IS AWESOME!

SOBBING

WHY DIDN’T THIS POP UP 3 DAYS AGO

NOW I KNOW HOW MY BACHELOR’S WORK WILL BE TITLED!XDDD

The Fluidity of Mass Effect 3.
Gender Norms & Racial Bias in the Study of the Modern “Mass Effect 3”

IM GONNA CONQUER GALAXIES WITH THIS ONE!

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caddyl:

update: the grand highblood is the last truffula tree

(via actualcannibaljeffreydahmer)